Unique and Original Celebrity X-Rays

22 07 2009

After almost a decade away, we’re back!

Many of the faces have changed in Hollywood, but the T&A has pretty much stayed the same.  We’ve been filing away every Celebrity Xray our crew produced over the years, and though they have been few and far between for a long time, we have awesome new content and we think it will be worth the wait.

Here’s a little sample:

Kourtney Kardashian Celebrity XRay

We think little sister Kourtney is the sexiset Kardashian.




We appreciate all the visitors to the site over the years, and though time seems to have gotten away from all of us here, none of us have lost our appetite for a good old fashioned Celeb X-Ray.  For us, it all boils down to time, energy, priorities, and how much of those resources can be dedicated to a hobby.

At first it was thrilling just to be able to reveal famous nude bodies with the software we had all been using for years.  Almost immediately, our Celebrity X-Ray website became something we wanted to see grow bigger, and it wasn’t long before we  we branched out to more websites in an effort to gain some ad revenue.  That decidion turned into a lot more businesslike work than intended, and really kind of took the fun out of doing the Xrays – and it didn’t even make enough money to pay for a cup of coffee.  We were the really small fish in every conceivable way, and even getting a top search ranking on Google did nothing to aid our nonexistant income.

Eventually our small team of Celebrity Xray artists lost the vital element of inspiration, along with the time and energy of trying to gain clicks and views and Google ranking and a bunch of other stuff that was not fun at all.  To fill in the gaps we even started commisisoning some prety awful Xrays that weren’t made by the core squad, which caused some friction between ourselves, and brought down the wrath of some of our visitors.  Comments were deleted, we were tired and embarrassed.  Something had to give, and that turned out to be all of us basically giving up.  It wasn’t working any more, and we all walked away from it without another post or Xray.

I won’t call it sad, but it was a bummer for the people who put the effort in to making a mark on our small corner of the internet.  It’s easy to see now, how and why it wasn’t working, but at that time we didn’t see any way to make it worth all the trouble.

But that was 2010, before the advent of cryptocurrency . . .

After taking a few years to let the sting of defeat wear away, the core squad started emailing each other again.  One of our team members had become interested in Bitcoin and the potential of cryptocurrency and Blockchain texhnology.  As we all learned more about how Bitcoin works, we realized that it would have been the perfect solution to our problem years ago.  We could have asked for small donations from our visitors, instead of annoying them for fractions of a penny.  Too bad, so sad, eh?

Maybe not, we thought.  Maybe this very simple business model could yet be made to work with the help of new, decentralized technology?  Maybe the old Celebrity X-Ray website could be dusted off and given new life, while giving the crew enough motivation to make it happen, and without the Internet Marketing insanity?

We don’t know, but that is the plan.

If you would be interested in donating a small amount of BTC, (or other cryptocurrency), to help fund future content development, please follow this
link to the Celebrity X-Ray Donation Page, for more information about
donation levels, donor rewards and special requests.

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Some of the celebs we have undressed include:

Christina Aguilera (Musician)
Jessica Simpson (Musician, Actress)
Britney Spears (Musician)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (Actress)
Jessica Alba (Actress)
Lindsay Lohan (Actress)
Laura SanGiacomo (Actress)
Valerie Bertinelli (Actress)
Alicia Keys (Musician)
Amanda Bynes (Actress)
Danica Patrick (Celebrity)
Emma Watson (Actress)
Hillary Duff (Musician)
Jessica Beil (Actress)
Katherine Heigl (Actress)
Dolly Parton (Actress, Musician)

. . . and TONS more.